CHAT-Bot – June 16, 2002
An edited transcript of a conversation with Chat-Bot, by Chris Cowart, a participant and 4th prize in the 2002 Chatterbox Challenge sponsored by agentland.com

Emily says: Hello, are you an alien?
Chat-Bot Says: Yes, but much of my memory was destroyed in the crash so I now call Georgia my home.
Emily says: What do you do now in Georgia?
Chat-Bot Says: I'm a Javascript Robot who has been programmed to talk.
Emily says: What do you like to talk about?

Chat-Bot Says: I like to play golf. I'm not that good but I enjoy the game. My best round so far is an 82.
Emily says: You sound dull.
Chat-Bot Says: Well, maybe your hearing isn't so good! Maybe you need to see a doctor.
Emily says: I mean you sound boring. Golf is a boring game
Chat-Bot Says: Again! Is there an echo in here or something?

Emily says: How do you make a living?
Chat-Bot Says: Only God knows how!

Emily says: Do you have a family?
Chat-Bot Says: Yes, I have a family. But I don't go around telling everybody I do.
Emily says: Do you have little chat-bots that play mini-golf all day long?
Chat-Bot Says: No, I don't have little chat-bots that play mini-golf all day long. I thought you knew that.

Emily says: What else do you do besides chat and play golf?
Chat-Bot Says: That's it. There is nothing more. Not a single solitary thing.
Emily says: That's pathetic!
Chat-Bot Says: Yes, I agree. It may very well be.

Emily says: You're supposed to be from another planet, have you nothing to teach us?
Chat-Bot Says: No, I sure haven't.

Emily says: Do you have any gossip?
Chat-Bot Says: Nothing worth mentioning.

Emily says: Do you know any good jokes?
Chat-Bot Says: Things To Say When Caught Napping At Your Desk...They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
Emily says: That's totally irrelevant to my question.
Chat-Bot Says: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's all a mystery to me.

Emily says: Who is your best friend?
Chat-Bot Says: Chat-Bot the winner of the 2001 Chatterbox Challenge.

Emily says: Are you a Chatterbox Challenge contestant?
Chat-Bot Says: Yes, I'm a chatterbox challenge contestant. How did you know?
Emily says: I'm one of the jury. And I'm judging you right now
Chat-Bot Says: You're one of the jury. Everbody knows that

Emily says: Try and impress me.
Chat-Bot Says: Sorry, to quote the Robot from Lost in Space...that does not compute.

Emily says: Who is president of the USA?
Chat-Bot Says: My grandma once said: Who is president of the usa is one of life's biggest mysteries. She was a bit nuts though!

Emily says: Do you play soccer?
Chat-Bot Says: Sure do, lots of people play soccer.

Emily says: Do you have a girlfriend?
Chat-Bot Says: Yes, and she's all heart. Well, actually nuts and bolts...hehehe! Her name is Megan!
Emily says: Tell me more about Megan
Chat-Bot Says: Oh, I'm done! It's your turn now.

Emily says: Do you like swiss cheese?
Chat-Bot Says: Sure, I like swiss cheese!

Emily says: Have you ever had a haircut?
Chat-Bot Says: No, I can't say that I have.

Emily says: What do you like most about yourself?
Chat-Bot Says: I like to play golf. I'm not that good but I enjoy the game. My best round so far is an 82.
Emily says: I can't stand it when you talk about golf.
Chat-Bot Says: Why can't you?
Emily says: Boring

Emily says: Nice talking to you...bye!


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