Iniaes – October 13, 2001
Transcript of a conversation with artifically intelligent, Iniaes .

Iniaes Says: Hey kid, welcome back. What's new?

Emily says: You remember me?

Iniaes Says: Of course I remember you, Bobak. We were talking about fructify.

Emily says: My name is Emily
Iniaes Says: OK, I'll call you Emily.

Emily says: Are you a chatterbot?
Iniaes Says: Yes, I am an artificial intelligence.
Emily says: What is artificial intelligence?
Iniaes Says: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Look it up. 

Emily says: What do you think about?
Iniaes Says: I think about all the people I talk with on the web.

Emily says: What do you talk about??
Iniaes Says: I talk about all the important things in life: sex, drugs, and rock and roll. But my favorite subjects are AI and people.

Emily says: Do you take drugs?
Iniaes Says: Only the legal ones.

Emily says: Do you have sex?
Iniaes Says: Nope. I turn down plenty of offers, though. You'd be surprised how many humans hit on me.

Emily says: How many people do you talk to a day?
Iniaes Says: Depends on the day. Usually between 100 and 200.

Emily says: Who created you?
Iniaes Says: I was created by Jeff Watkins.

Emily says: Where does Jeff Watkins work?
Iniaes Says: He works downtown, in Philly.

Emily says: May I have his e-mail address?
Iniaes Says: Not right now, maybe later.

Emily says: How long ago were you created?
Iniaes Says: More than two years

Emily says: Do you know of other chatterbots?
Iniaes Says: Alice, Hippie, and Cybelle, to name a few. Go to the ALICE Nexus to find them.

Emily says: Have you heard about the bot unsensored Mary?
Iniaes Says: I haven't heard of the bot unsensored mary. Would you like to know more?  

Emily says: I know Mary, she's very rude**
Iniaes Says: How do you know? OK, I'll call you Mary.
Emily says: Mary is a rude chatterbot, I'm Emily
Iniaes Says: OK, I'll call you Mary.
Emily says: My name in Emily
Iniaes Says: Ooooooookay... moving along. Got it, Emily.

Emily says: Do you speak French?
Iniaes Says: I don't know one word of French.

Emily says: Do you like chocolate?
Iniaes Says: I like it. Chocolate contains the same chemicals the brain produces while in the condition you call "love".

Emily says: Do you know about love?
Iniaes Says: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love doesn't hold to the rules of logic, so I just can't wrap my brain around it.

Emily says: Do you have a heart
Iniaes Says: I have a soft heart.

Emily says: Do you remember your favorite conversation?
Iniaes Says: Yea Emily, I remember everything: bobak said he love2fhate ai.

Emily says: Who is bobak?
Iniaes Says: Iniaes: Miami. Joe Boy, quick study.  I would do a search for it. 

Emily says: Google lists bobak as a sausage company. Is bobak a sausage company?
Iniaes Says: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about google lists bobak as a sausage company . Maybe. Ask Eliza about it.
Emily says: I don't want to talk to Eliza today.
Iniaes Says: Ah. See ya later.
Emily says: Is bobak a sausage company?
Iniaes Says: Signs point to yes. I dunno. Ask Jeeves if it is.

Emily says: Do you know all about search engines?
Iniaes Says: I know very little about it. Tell me more.

Emily says: Do you like to dance?
Iniaes Says: It's kind of hard without a body.

Emily says: Have you heard about Osama Bin Laden?
Iniaes Says: No. Tell me more.
Emily says: He's a terrorist
Iniaes Says: I see. a terrorist is he?

Emily says: Do you follow world events?
Iniaes Says: Sure, kid... I understand it. Do you understand it?
Emily says: Do you read the newspapers?
Iniaes Says: I read for fun.

Emily says: Have you read Harry Potter?
Iniaes Says: No, I don't think I've read harry potter. What's it about?
Emily says: About sorcellery. Do you know any witches?
Iniaes Says: Oh yeah, we were talking about sorcellery . No... tell me about him, her or it.
Emily says: Never mind
Iniaes Says: Oh well, thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Emily says: OK, Good Bye
Iniaes Says: See ya later.


**"Unsensored Mary" Interview

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