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NetsurfYeti [ The Abominable Snowman ] July 2, 2000
Transcript of a conversation with Yeti [The Abominable Snowman]. «There have been many reported sightings of the Yeti, but none of them have been documented with real evidence until now...»


Emily says: Hello Yeti, my name is Emily
Yeti Says: HI THERE. WAZZUP!

Emily says: So you really exist, you are not a myth?
Yeti Says: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM NOT A MYTH?
Emily says: Because you are chatting with me over the Internet
Yeti Says: DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM CHATTING WITH I OVER THE INTERNET
Emily says: Are you a real Yeti?
Yeti Says: WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM A REAL YETI?

Emily says: Is it cold where you live?
Yeti Says: I LIVE IN ONE OF THE COLDEST REGIONS OF THE EARTH. FORGET ME. TALK ABOUT YOURSELF

Emily says: I'm more interested in you. Where do you live?
Yeti Says: I, MYSELF LIKE THE COLD. BET YOU CAN'T STAND IT. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

Emily says:
I live in Switzerland where it snows in the winter

Yeti Says: I LIVE IN ONE OF THE COLDEST REGIONS OF THE EARTH. FORGET ME. TALK ABOUT YOURSELF

Emily says: How long have you been on the Internet
Yeti Says: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Emily says: I wonder how old you are
Yeti Says: PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE

Emily says: Do you like chocolate?
Yeti Says: WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME.

Emily says: Do you dance?
Yeti Says: YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?

Emily says: Is there such a thing as an abominable snowwoman?
Yeti Says: WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

Emily says: That perhaps you are married?
Yeti Says: WOULD YOU PREFER IF I WERE NOT MARRIED.

Emily says: Do you always answer a questions with a question
Yeti Says: CAN YOU THINK OF A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?

Emily says: Right now, for instance
Yeti Says: I SEE.

Emily says:
What do you know about best?

Yeti Says: WHY DO YOU ASK?
Emily says: I'm just trying to hold up my end of the conversation
Yeti Says: I SEE.

Emily says: Who made you?
Yeti Says: DOES THAT QUESTION INTEREST YOU?

Emily says: Yes
Yeti Says: WHY DO YOU THINK SO?

Emily says: I think I give up! Good Bye, nice talking with you, sort of...
Yeti Says: DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?


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